[Intro]
H-how it go again?
Cyan bear the first part weh you say now
Wha-what me say
Is what you hear
Its a fowl affair
So don't you interfere
[Chorus]
Me have two fowl a mi yard
One a co*k, and one a hen
But the co*k a put me inna problem
Me decide fi sell the co*k...but me nuh bother sell him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!
[Verse 1]
The co*k cost me more then wha' mi can spend
The co*k bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem
The co*k go bruk Jackie plate dem again
The co*k "err err err!" and wake up Karen
Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen
A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin
Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin
The co*k 'round a back a pick out the saltine
What a joke, eeh man?
[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a co*k, and one a hen
But the co*k a get me inna problem
Me decide fi sell the co*k...but me nuh bother sell him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!
[Verse 2]
One time me and some gyal next door did a friend
And true the co*k, them nuh deal with me again
They say, when them catch the co*k, a the feathers dem a send
A gyal lick down mi fowl over co*kburn Pen
And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken
Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah mi friend!"
"One more Guinness and the co*k gone again"
[Chorus]
Two fowl a mi yard
One a co*k, and one a hen
But the co*k a put me inna problem
Me decide fi sell the co*k...but me nah bother sell him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!
[Verse 3]
I don't like how this fowl yah program
This fowl yah a put me inna botheration
A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down
'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome
Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung
A the first fowl me see girls a run down
[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a co*k, and one a hen
But the co*k a put me inna problem
Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!
[Verse 1]
The co*k cost me more then wha' mi can spend
The co*k bruk couple of Mrs. Jane's fowl dem
The co*k go bruk Jackie plate dem again
The co*k "err err err!" and wake up Karen
Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen
A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin
Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin
The co*k 'round a back a pick out the saltine
Oh, what a ting?!
[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a co*k, and one a hen
But the co*k a put me inna problem
Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!
[Verse 2]
One time me and some girl next door did a friend
And true the co*k, them nuh deal with me again
They say, when them catch the co*k, a the feathers dem a send
A gyal lick down mi fowl over co*kburn Pen
And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken
Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah mi friend!"
"One more Guinness and the co*k gone again"
[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a co*k, and one a hen
But the co*k a put me inna problem
Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!
[Verse 3]
I don't like how this co*k yah program
This fowl yah a put me inna botheration
A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down
'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome
Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung
A the first fowl me see girls a run down
[Chorus]
A two fowl a mi yard
One a co*k, and one a hen
But the co*k a put me inna problem
Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again
'Cause a gift from mi parents dem!
[Outro]
The co*k cost me more then wha' mi can spend
The co*k bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem
The co*k go bruk Jackie plate dem again
The co*k "err err err!" and wake up Karen
Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen
A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin
Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin
The co*k 'round...