Patrick Roberts - Fowl Affair lyrics

[Intro] H-how it go again? Cyan bear the first part weh you say now Wha-what me say Is what you hear Its a fowl affair So don't you interfere [Chorus] Me have two fowl a mi yard One a co*k, and one a hen But the co*k a put me inna problem Me decide fi sell the co*k...but me nuh bother sell him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 1] The co*k cost me more then wha' mi can spend The co*k bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem The co*k go bruk Jackie plate dem again The co*k "err err err!" and wake up Karen Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin The co*k 'round a back a pick out the saltine What a joke, eeh man? [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a co*k, and one a hen But the co*k a get me inna problem Me decide fi sell the co*k...but me nuh bother sell him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 2] One time me and some gyal next door did a friend And true the co*k, them nuh deal with me again They say, when them catch the co*k, a the feathers dem a send A gyal lick down mi fowl over co*kburn Pen And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah mi friend!" "One more Guinness and the co*k gone again" [Chorus] Two fowl a mi yard One a co*k, and one a hen But the co*k a put me inna problem Me decide fi sell the co*k...but me nah bother sell him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 3] I don't like how this fowl yah program This fowl yah a put me inna botheration A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down 'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung A the first fowl me see girls a run down [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a co*k, and one a hen But the co*k a put me inna problem Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 1] The co*k cost me more then wha' mi can spend The co*k bruk couple of Mrs. Jane's fowl dem The co*k go bruk Jackie plate dem again The co*k "err err err!" and wake up Karen Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin The co*k 'round a back a pick out the saltine Oh, what a ting?! [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a co*k, and one a hen But the co*k a put me inna problem Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 2] One time me and some girl next door did a friend And true the co*k, them nuh deal with me again They say, when them catch the co*k, a the feathers dem a send A gyal lick down mi fowl over co*kburn Pen And me carry the fowl and go show doctor Ken Him give him a pen insulin and say, "Cool yah mi friend!" "One more Guinness and the co*k gone again" [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a co*k, and one a hen But the co*k a put me inna problem Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Verse 3] I don't like how this co*k yah program This fowl yah a put me inna botheration A make a coup fi the fowl and the fowl bruk it down 'Cause him rather fi stay over Winsome Me tired fi buy feeding outta Mr. Chung A the first fowl me see girls a run down [Chorus] A two fowl a mi yard One a co*k, and one a hen But the co*k a put me inna problem Me decide fi k** the co*k...but me nah bother k** him again 'Cause a gift from mi parents dem! [Outro] The co*k cost me more then wha' mi can spend The co*k bruk couple of Mrs. Jane fowl dem The co*k go bruk Jackie plate dem again The co*k "err err err!" and wake up Karen Jennifer a cook a fruit and deh in her kitchen A peel her banana and a peel her pumpkin Meanwhile she deh deh a peel the pumpkin The co*k 'round...