[lyrics: Cyklo, music: Hary]
Sexually transmitted diseases
Venereal viral illness
Female gonorrhoea and syphilis
Hypertrophy of labia minora
Ulcerative bulla on genital tract
Chronic vulvitis and edema
Clitoral herpes with abscess
Lymphogranuloma and purulent condyloma
Metastatic melanoma of vagina
Haemorrhoids inside an*l can*l
Total prolapse of uterus
Inflamed ovarian cyst
Gangrenous carcinogenic vulva
Luetic delayed menstruation
Hideous epidemic of A.I.D.S.