[lyrics: Cyklo, music: Hary] Sexually transmitted diseases Venereal viral illness Female gonorrhoea and syphilis Hypertrophy of labia minora Ulcerative bulla on genital tract Chronic vulvitis and edema Clitoral herpes with abscess Lymphogranuloma and purulent condyloma Metastatic melanoma of vagina Haemorrhoids inside an*l can*l Total prolapse of uterus Inflamed ovarian cyst Gangrenous carcinogenic vulva Luetic delayed menstruation Hideous epidemic of A.I.D.S.