Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby
When we found him on the beach
There was nothin' shady
You could bounce him on your knee
Like a ba-ba-ball
And his first little word was adorable
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Thin edge of the wedge?
But everybody was so happy - about Blob
Blob was popular at school he was helpful too
He could get your motor runnin'
With a drop of goo
He was givin' it away never charged a dime
But by the time he graduated
Blob was business slime
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He's givin' you the Evil Eye
Now everybody had it
They was drivin' around
They was givin' up their freedoms
For convenience now
Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch
And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich
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It's linkin' time
Now it was out of control
N' fishy's came to depend
On Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end
Then his empire spread and to their surprise
Blobby been a growin' to incredible size
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Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein
And he battled the Blob
Who had crossed the line
He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"
I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer
But it was too late
Blob was takin' over the world
He wants your video
Ya he wants your net
He wants your drive
He wants it all
Somebody help us
Noooooooo
NVIDIA
Intel
Atheros
3-Ware
VIA
ATI
Broadcom
TI
Myricom
HighPoint
Adaptec
Mylex
ICP Vortex
And IBM
Takin' over the world