OpenBSD - Blob! lyrics

Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby When we found him on the beach There was nothin' shady You could bounce him on your knee Like a ba-ba-ball And his first little word was adorable He said a blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah Blah Thin edge of the wedge? But everybody was so happy - about Blob Blob was popular at school he was helpful too He could get your motor runnin' With a drop of goo He was givin' it away never charged a dime But by the time he graduated Blob was business slime He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah He's givin' you the Evil Eye Now everybody had it They was drivin' around They was givin' up their freedoms For convenience now Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah It's linkin' time Now it was out of control N' fishy's came to depend On Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end Then his empire spread and to their surprise Blobby been a growin' to incredible size He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein And he battled the Blob Who had crossed the line He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear" I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer But it was too late Blob was takin' over the world He wants your video Ya he wants your net He wants your drive He wants it all Somebody help us Noooooooo NVIDIA Intel Atheros 3-Ware VIA ATI Broadcom TI Myricom HighPoint Adaptec Mylex ICP Vortex And IBM Takin' over the world