[Verse 1]
On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady
It was clear she was dead yeah we all could agree
And that d**h had arrived quite unexpectedly
Cause the poor wretch died with a book on her knee
[Chorus]
Chrissy kiss the corpse
Chrissy kiss the corpse
[Verse 2]
David drew a mustache under her nose
Nick put a burning match between her toes
I put a co*kroach in her pantyhose
Chrissy put on some lipstick
And struck a dramatic pose
[Chorus]
[Bridge 1]
Chrissy's such a pretty la**
As benign as broken gla**
No one in her family knows
The vile hobby that she chose
[Verse 3]
Some cops came by so we hid behind a tree
I peeked out and they noticed me
And said fondling the dead is a felony
But you got nothing to fear
'cause we only came to see
[Chorus]
[Bridge 2]
Chrissy's such a pretty thing
Gentle as a scorpion sting
No one ever would suspect
That her mind's completely wrecked