Of Montreal - Chrissy Kiss the Corpse lyrics

[Verse 1] On a bus stop bench sat an ancient lady It was clear she was dead yeah we all could agree And that d**h had arrived quite unexpectedly Cause the poor wretch died with a book on her knee [Chorus] Chrissy kiss the corpse Chrissy kiss the corpse [Verse 2] David drew a mustache under her nose Nick put a burning match between her toes I put a co*kroach in her pantyhose Chrissy put on some lipstick And struck a dramatic pose [Chorus] [Bridge 1] Chrissy's such a pretty la** As benign as broken gla** No one in her family knows The vile hobby that she chose [Verse 3] Some cops came by so we hid behind a tree I peeked out and they noticed me And said fondling the dead is a felony But you got nothing to fear 'cause we only came to see [Chorus] [Bridge 2] Chrissy's such a pretty thing Gentle as a scorpion sting No one ever would suspect That her mind's completely wrecked