[Intro]
*Coughing
Ahhhhh
Tree
[Verse 1]
Girls control us with their p**y brain washing us all
I'm at the mall shopping for some Tennis Balls
I don't got a girl, cause all girls hate me
Trying to figure out why God even saved me
Suicidal past, but a decent future
Is the gate to heaven through Bill Gate's computer?
Thinking that I'm neutered, got a weird sense of humor
But the only girl I love thinks I'm a f**ing loser
I don't want your sympathy, I just want the symphony
To play that one song from Breakfast at Tiffany's
I use to talk to this girl all the time
Then she blew me off and I don't know why
I don't even know what the hell to think
So I'm, only drinking purple and only eating pink
It's just funny how money makes your nose runny
I heard in Philadelphia its always sunny
I'm out
[Chorus]
There's a Tree in my yard
Let's Chop it down... why
[Hook]
I'm the Oaktree, so don't f** with me
Life's so black and white like a referee
All I do is f** around I'm going to disagree
The Tree is coming down, that's a guarantee
[Verse 2]
Like the Roman Empire all of us will fall
I play Basketball I'm a natural, Robert Duvall
The Bible says, tho shall not steal
Then how you expect a homeless man to get his next meal
I got a list of girls that I just want to f**
I'm wearing my Jordan chain just for good luck
Most people think I'm just a f**ing chump
Your right I'm retarded, but so is Forrest Gump
Xylem, insane asylum, escape the routine
Parents dress their daughters up like who*es for halloween
That's fine with me, you just a nominee
I'm going win an Oscar, and your going to watch on TV
I met a blind lineman who can't hold a block
I also met a lesbian who likes s**ing co*k
Sorry for saying the R-word, I didn't mean it
I know I got a dirty mouth I got to clean it
[Hook]
[Chorus]
[Outro: The Big Lebowski]
The Dude: You f**ed it up, You f**ed it up, her life was in our hands man
Walter Sobchak: Easy Dude
The Dude: We are screwed now, we don't get sh**, their going to k** her, we're f**ed Walter
Walter Sobchak: Nothing is f**ed Dude, your being very un-dude, they'll call back, look she kidnapped, you see nothing is f**ed here dude, their a bunch of f**ing amateurs
The Dude: Hey Walter will you just shut the f** up, don't say people I'm doing business here, man
Walter Sobchak: Okay Dude, have it your way