Oaktree - Oblivion lyrics

[Intro] *Coughing Ahhhhh Tree [Verse 1] Girls control us with their p**y brain washing us all I'm at the mall shopping for some Tennis Balls I don't got a girl, cause all girls hate me Trying to figure out why God even saved me Suicidal past, but a decent future Is the gate to heaven through Bill Gate's computer? Thinking that I'm neutered, got a weird sense of humor But the only girl I love thinks I'm a f**ing loser I don't want your sympathy, I just want the symphony To play that one song from Breakfast at Tiffany's I use to talk to this girl all the time Then she blew me off and I don't know why I don't even know what the hell to think So I'm, only drinking purple and only eating pink It's just funny how money makes your nose runny I heard in Philadelphia its always sunny I'm out [Chorus] There's a Tree in my yard Let's Chop it down... why [Hook] I'm the Oaktree, so don't f** with me Life's so black and white like a referee All I do is f** around I'm going to disagree The Tree is coming down, that's a guarantee [Verse 2] Like the Roman Empire all of us will fall I play Basketball I'm a natural, Robert Duvall The Bible says, tho shall not steal Then how you expect a homeless man to get his next meal I got a list of girls that I just want to f** I'm wearing my Jordan chain just for good luck Most people think I'm just a f**ing chump Your right I'm retarded, but so is Forrest Gump Xylem, insane asylum, escape the routine Parents dress their daughters up like who*es for halloween That's fine with me, you just a nominee I'm going win an Oscar, and your going to watch on TV I met a blind lineman who can't hold a block I also met a lesbian who likes s**ing co*k Sorry for saying the R-word, I didn't mean it I know I got a dirty mouth I got to clean it [Hook] [Chorus] [Outro: The Big Lebowski] The Dude: You f**ed it up, You f**ed it up, her life was in our hands man Walter Sobchak: Easy Dude The Dude: We are screwed now, we don't get sh**, their going to k** her, we're f**ed Walter Walter Sobchak: Nothing is f**ed Dude, your being very un-dude, they'll call back, look she kidnapped, you see nothing is f**ed here dude, their a bunch of f**ing amateurs The Dude: Hey Walter will you just shut the f** up, don't say people I'm doing business here, man Walter Sobchak: Okay Dude, have it your way