I don't care about how many f**s
I'll s** an a** for fifty bucks
Everybody here wants to get laid
We're the only ones who are getting paid
I'm getting f**ed
I'm s**ing co*k
And getting paid
I'm lickin' nuts
I'm spankin' bu*ts
And getting paid
We're being lude
And getting nude
And being screwed
And blowin' dudes
And getting paid
I'm doin' what I've always done for free
I'm doin' what comes so naturally
I'm not sellin' my body I'm renting parts
We're sidewalk s*uts, we're gutter tarts
I'm tea bagin'
I'm playin' the rusty trombone
I'm getting felt
I'm tossing salads overgrown
We're being lude
And getting nude
And gettin' screwed
And blowin' dudes
And scorin' d**