Nofx - Gutter Tarts lyrics

I don't care about how many f**s I'll s** an a** for fifty bucks Everybody here wants to get laid We're the only ones who are getting paid I'm getting f**ed I'm s**ing co*k And getting paid I'm lickin' nuts I'm spankin' bu*ts And getting paid We're being lude And getting nude And being screwed And blowin' dudes And getting paid I'm doin' what I've always done for free I'm doin' what comes so naturally I'm not sellin' my body I'm renting parts We're sidewalk s*uts, we're gutter tarts I'm tea bagin' I'm playin' the rusty trombone I'm getting felt I'm tossing salads overgrown We're being lude And getting nude And gettin' screwed And blowin' dudes And scorin' d**