Lady, I
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Your a** just hit paydirt
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Here's a rose bouquet
I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée
Now, mount this stallion and we shall ride
While also flying kites
Make love inside a rainbow through the night
And after s**, I'll cry
Cry
And also before s**, I'll cry
Cry
Spoken:
Girl, you know how I feel about you
It's like you're a fossil sample
And I'm an impatient paleontologist
'Cause I wanna date you badly
Watch a film with me
I love boring romantic comedies
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Any movie we see
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand
This is romance
And during s** I'll cry
Thinkin' about s** makes me cry
Even when I use a s**tant I cry
(They measure angles!)
Cry
Spoken:
Sorry, was that too sensitive for you?
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
I'll just be over here, thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy.
Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat
Slightly tilted