Ninja Sex Party - Why I Cry lyrics

Lady, I Have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your a** just hit paydirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée Now, mount this stallion and we shall ride While also flying kites Make love inside a rainbow through the night And after s**, I'll cry Cry And also before s**, I'll cry Cry Spoken: Girl, you know how I feel about you It's like you're a fossil sample And I'm an impatient paleontologist 'Cause I wanna date you badly Watch a film with me I love boring romantic comedies Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream Any movie we see Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed Now it's almost dawn I can communicate with newborn fawns Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance That will melt off your pants Take my junk by the hand This is romance And during s** I'll cry Thinkin' about s** makes me cry Even when I use a s**tant I cry (They measure angles!) Cry Spoken: Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here, thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also, the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat Slightly tilted