[Verse 1]
Well, i came home late one night
And much to my surprise
I was thrown
Right across the kitchen floor
She hit me right between the eyes
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
I was out with a friend of mine
We were feeling mighty fine
And we sure was moving fast
And i didn't make it back on time
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I had a big tall red
With one of my friends
He was feeling mighty fine
When i came home late that night
She hit me right between the eyes
[Chorus][x2]
[Verse 4]
So if you find yourself
In a party mood
Let your conscience be your guide
Don't be like me and let lefty win
Or you'll find yourself outside
[Outro]
Living in the doghouse, doghouse
Doghouse, doghouse
Doghouse, doghouse