[Verse 1] Well, i came home late one night And much to my surprise I was thrown Right across the kitchen floor She hit me right between the eyes [Chorus] [Verse 2] I was out with a friend of mine We were feeling mighty fine And we sure was moving fast And i didn't make it back on time [Chorus] [Verse 3] I had a big tall red With one of my friends He was feeling mighty fine When i came home late that night She hit me right between the eyes [Chorus][x2] [Verse 4] So if you find yourself In a party mood Let your conscience be your guide Don't be like me and let lefty win Or you'll find yourself outside [Outro] Living in the doghouse, doghouse Doghouse, doghouse Doghouse, doghouse