One, two.... Hi I'm the lord of the cards - my next victim is you
three, four...Let's play a game - no let's play some more
five, six.... Now come and get it - get yourself some kicks
seven, eight .....Hey it's just a game, ok?
Armed with a bottle of scotch and a dirty magazine
I've conquered my paradise but I didn't get a queen
Yeah I waited, the crowd noticed
that your ecellency was frustrated
And your ecellency hated to be without a lady
Then I started to begin a war to win
the heart of real hot.......know what I mean?
One deck - so what you're complaining about
Hey - we've got a king and he lives in the south
One king - well but he is missing a thing
Hey - he's lonely so you gonna be the queen
If your ignorance tells you love means peace
Listen: I despise your pathetic philosophies
By the way I like to feel giddy
by actin' dirty 'cause we're still pretty
we're acting like hippies, replaced the dope for a beer
since we're not aiming for some higher spheres
That's our kingdom like it or not
You're invited to join us
but if you hesitate you are lost