One, two.... Hi I'm the lord of the cards - my next victim is you three, four...Let's play a game - no let's play some more five, six.... Now come and get it - get yourself some kicks seven, eight .....Hey it's just a game, ok? Armed with a bottle of scotch and a dirty magazine I've conquered my paradise but I didn't get a queen Yeah I waited, the crowd noticed that your ecellency was frustrated And your ecellency hated to be without a lady Then I started to begin a war to win the heart of real hot.......know what I mean? One deck - so what you're complaining about Hey - we've got a king and he lives in the south One king - well but he is missing a thing Hey - he's lonely so you gonna be the queen If your ignorance tells you love means peace Listen: I despise your pathetic philosophies By the way I like to feel giddy by actin' dirty 'cause we're still pretty we're acting like hippies, replaced the dope for a beer since we're not aiming for some higher spheres That's our kingdom like it or not You're invited to join us but if you hesitate you are lost