Help, you're makin my ears bleed, you need a muzzle,
Why you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle,
You're the type of guy who could die from a heart attack just in the shower,
You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour,
Every time I watch your show all you do is scream at me,
And your face looks like a sh** I took high on LSD,
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks,
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to s** his dick.
You f**in long hair, livin in your yellow submarine,
Well you're about to get sunk by a right wing political machine,
Stop your presses Lennon, you call me Mr Bill O'Reilly,
When it come to squashin limeys I come recommended highly,
You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison,
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison,
You're Paul McCartney's b**h with the talent of Ringo,
And I'd rather s** George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's
You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your a** for free,
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy,
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up,
Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the f** up,
Cos I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle,
Don't tell me to shut the f** up, that's how I survive,
Now here's Sting, what, f** it, we'll do it live.