Help, you're makin my ears bleed, you need a muzzle, Why you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle, You're the type of guy who could die from a heart attack just in the shower, You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour, Every time I watch your show all you do is scream at me, And your face looks like a sh** I took high on LSD, I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks, I wonder how much George Bush paid you to s** his dick. You f**in long hair, livin in your yellow submarine, Well you're about to get sunk by a right wing political machine, Stop your presses Lennon, you call me Mr Bill O'Reilly, When it come to squashin limeys I come recommended highly, You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison, I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison, You're Paul McCartney's b**h with the talent of Ringo, And I'd rather s** George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your a** for free, I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy, I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up, Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the f** up, Cos I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle, Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle, Don't tell me to shut the f** up, that's how I survive, Now here's Sting, what, f** it, we'll do it live.