June fourth 2005 will always be remembered
as the day that I looked in to the mirror
and confirmed my suspicion... I'm losing my hair.
I could take a pill called Propecia,
it causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out.
I could join the hair club for man,
the salesman told me it's only as much as a car
to get a transplant, with only tree weeks of head scabs
that's not for me... No!
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel,
It's just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn't have that sh** anywhere.
I can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, 'cuz if it's up to me
If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
Bruce Willis is f**ing hot
and captain Picard is generally regarded as s**y,
I look just like that dude from Snatch.
I'll just start working out and buy some clothes I'll be so cool,
no one will notice I'm a bald guy.
Gonna be a bald guy
Gonna be a bald guy