Nice Peter - Bald Guy lyrics

June fourth 2005 will always be remembered as the day that I looked in to the mirror and confirmed my suspicion... I'm losing my hair. I could take a pill called Propecia, it causes pain in just one nut and that freaks me out. I could join the hair club for man, the salesman told me it's only as much as a car to get a transplant, with only tree weeks of head scabs that's not for me... No! If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be! I know I'm not alone, every room I go to some dude knows how I feel, It's just hair, if we were truly evolved we woudn't have that sh** anywhere. I can't change the way I look, but I can change how I look at it, 'cuz if it's up to me If it's balding I am, it's a bald guy I'm gonna be! Bruce Willis is f**ing hot and captain Picard is generally regarded as s**y, I look just like that dude from Snatch. I'll just start working out and buy some clothes I'll be so cool, no one will notice I'm a bald guy. Gonna be a bald guy Gonna be a bald guy