I don't care about kingdoms and castles
I don't care about pieces of gold
All I know is that I'm in the middle
There's a winner, a loser, and a middle man
A hammer, a sickle, and a sick old man
Got the deal and the deeds to the city
Got the movie rights for your life
All I know is that I'm still in trouble
There's a winner, a loser, and a middle man
A hammer, a sickle, and a sick old man
Once in a blue moon
The poison comes in a potion
Once in a lifetime
The traps get stuck in the sand
Seems like I'm always
Starting up situations
That we never
Ever seem to command
There's a winner, a loser, and a middle man
A reader, a writer, and a middle man
A winner, a loser, and a middle man
A hammer, a sickle, and a sick old man