[Jenny]
I'm Jenny
[Sarah]
I'm Sarah
[Jenny]
She's Sarah
[Sarah]
She's Jen
[Both]
Been best friends forever
[Jenny]
Well, sine we were 10.
[Both]
Met at ballet cla** and ever since then, we became inseparable.
[Jenny]
The damage was irreparable.
[Sarah]
Jen's like my sister.
[Jenny]
And Sarah's like mine!
[Both]
Friends till the end of the line.
Had nothing much in common.
[Sarah]
Loved horses
[Jenny]
Loved shoes.
[Both]
But we were attached at the hip.
[Sarah]
Jen was like a goddess,
my mentor and muse.
[Jenny]
She was a nerd and a drip.
[Both]
But we would be together every hour of the day.
People would see us and say.
It's Jenny and Sarah, two peas in a pod.
[Sarah]
Well if one pea was perfect.
[Jenny]
And one pea was odd.
First strain,
[Sarah]
And spare!
[Both]
On the volleyball squad.
[Jenny]
Happy and gregarious.
[Sarah]
My thrills are just vicarious.
[Jenny]
She'd point the spotlight.
[Sarah]
She'd bask in the shine.
[Both]
Friends till the end of the line.
[Jenny]
My skin was just like porcelain,
her's was all zits.
[Sarah]
My pores were perpetually blocked.
[Jenny]
I developed early,
she had no tits.
[Sarah]
My cupboard was woefully stocked.
[Jenny]
Why would I be seen with such a social refugee?
[Sarah]
Cause you always looked good next to me?
[Jenny]
That's right!
So we were Jenny and Sarah,
a vulgar display.
[Sarah]
The queen of the prom.
[Jenny]
And her weird protege.
I starred!
[Sarah]
I ran lights!
[Both]
In the school cabaret.
[Jenny]
I mean have you heard Sarah sing?
Good golly it's embarra**ing.
[Sarah]
Ahh...
[Both]
We were contrary forces,
who somehow combined.
Friends till the end of the line.
[Sarah]
Then something crazy happened,
right after 12th grade.
That summer I blossomed and bloomed.
I stepped into the sunlight, after years in the shade.
And a beautiful swan was exhumed.
[Jenny]
Meanwhile I was working
at the local Dairy Queen
and bloomed up to plus size 16...
[Sarah]
Uh. Jenny...
[Jenny]
18...It's just so delicious.
[Sarah]
We both showed up to college,
and no need to pretend,
I was popular right off the bat.
And everyone was asking,
"Sarah who is your friend?
The one who's so..."
[Jenny]
Interesting?
[Sarah]
Fat.
All this malice aimed at Jenny
was quite startling and new.
So I did what all best friends would do.
I said I'm Sarah, she's Jenny.
We used to be close,
now she's desperate and clingy
and sort of morose.
I heard she gobbles Peanut Buster parfaits by the gross.
In all the world is there a sight,
more tragic than this parasite?
[Both]
So that is our story,
and ain't it divine?
Friends till the end of the...
[Sarah]
The cold bitter end...
[Jenny]
I guess...
[Both]
This is the end of the line!