{Chorus}
Crazy bus, crazy bus
Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down
Driven by a funny clown
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus
Don't make a fuss, just come with us
{Verse 1}
Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus
{Bridge}
A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom
A flat tire is no problem
Because it's only flat on the bottom
So let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
{Chorus}
Crazy bus, crazy bus
Riding on the crazy bus
Riding up, riding down
Driven by a funny clown
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Crazy bus, come with us
As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus
Don't make a fuss, just come with us
{Post-Chorus}
Crazy bus, crazy bus
Crazy bus, crazy bus
Ragh!
{Verse 2}
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Hoola-hoopa, hoppy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy bus
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony
High as a plane or a balloon-y
Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy
Hoola-hoopa, hoppy-hoopy
Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y
Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey
Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy bus
{Outro}
Crazy!
Bus!
Crazy!
Bus!