{Chorus} Crazy bus, crazy bus Riding on the crazy bus Riding up, riding down Driven by a funny clown Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony High as a plane or a balloon-y Crazy bus, come with us As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus Don't make a fuss, just come with us {Verse 1} Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey Absolutely bus-a-looey Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus {Bridge} A flat tire is no problem Because it's only flat on the bottom A flat tire is no problem Because it's only flat on the bottom So let's go! Let's go! Let's go! {Chorus} Crazy bus, crazy bus Riding on the crazy bus Riding up, riding down Driven by a funny clown Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony High as a plane or a balloon-y Crazy bus, come with us As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride It's a crazy bus, not a schmazy bus Don't make a fuss, just come with us {Post-Chorus} Crazy bus, crazy bus Crazy bus, crazy bus Ragh! {Verse 2} Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony High as a plane or a balloon-y Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy Hoola-hoopa, hoppy-hoopy Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey Absolutely bus-a-looey Crazy, lazy bus Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony High as a plane or a balloon-y Sloppy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy Hoola-hoopa, hoppy-hoopy Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey Absolutely bus-a-looey Crazy, lazy bus {Outro} Crazy! Bus! Crazy! Bus!