Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) f**, this girl is so hot.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) That guy's shirt is weird.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) So f**ing hot.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) He's so skinny.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) The things I would do to her.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Wow, that wasn't obvious.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Yeah, I'd probably go down on her.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Kind of validating, though.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) I'd f** her missionary just so I could look deep into her eyes.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Uh, he caught me looking at him. He probably thinks I want the D.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) She so wants the D.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Maybe I do but let's toy with him for a bit.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Come on. Just say something to her.
Neel Kohlhatkar: Ay, do you know the time by any chance?
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Are you f**ing serious?
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) What the f** was that?
Woman sitting next to him: Um, I think it's about two o'clock.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) That was pretty sh**.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) I'll give him another chance.
Woman sitting next to him: I like your shirt.
Neel Kohlhatkar: Uh, thanks.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) This b**h is so thirsty.
Neel Kohlhatkar: I like your dress.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) It's a f**ing skirt, you idiot.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Nah, I'm just too intimidated by how hot she is.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Quick, just say your boyfriend got it for you.
Woman sitting next to him: Thanks, uh, my boyfriend got it for me.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Oh, god. This guy is so weird.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) What a f**ing b**h for having a boyfriend.
Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) He probably watches way too much p**n anyway.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) I watch way to much p**n.
Woman sitting next to him: Anyways, um, see you later.
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) At least I've got some wa*k material for tonight.
(Another woman sits down)
Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Well, hello.