Neel Kolhatkar - Sexual Tension lyrics

Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) f**, this girl is so hot. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) That guy's shirt is weird. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) So f**ing hot. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) He's so skinny. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) The things I would do to her. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Wow, that wasn't obvious. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Yeah, I'd probably go down on her. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Kind of validating, though. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) I'd f** her missionary just so I could look deep into her eyes. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Uh, he caught me looking at him. He probably thinks I want the D. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) She so wants the D. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Maybe I do but let's toy with him for a bit. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Come on. Just say something to her. Neel Kohlhatkar: Ay, do you know the time by any chance? Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Are you f**ing serious? Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) What the f** was that? Woman sitting next to him: Um, I think it's about two o'clock. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) That was pretty sh**. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) I'll give him another chance. Woman sitting next to him: I like your shirt. Neel Kohlhatkar: Uh, thanks. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) This b**h is so thirsty. Neel Kohlhatkar: I like your dress. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) It's a f**ing skirt, you idiot. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Nah, I'm just too intimidated by how hot she is. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Quick, just say your boyfriend got it for you. Woman sitting next to him: Thanks, uh, my boyfriend got it for me. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) Oh, god. This guy is so weird. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) What a f**ing b**h for having a boyfriend. Woman sitting next to him: (Thinking) He probably watches way too much p**n anyway. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) I watch way to much p**n. Woman sitting next to him: Anyways, um, see you later. Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) At least I've got some wa*k material for tonight. (Another woman sits down) Neel Kohlhatkar: (Thinking) Well, hello.