(On screen)
This is how to do Aussie insults. Extreme language warning even for my standards.
Simply fill in the blank. "What are you, some kind of (space) c*nt?"
What are you, some kind of dumb c*nt?
What are you, some kind of stupid c*nt?
What are you, some kind of gay c*nt?
What are you, some kind of co*k-s**ing, f*ggot c*nt?
What are you, some kind of curry-munching, pin-dick c*nt?
(On screen)
It doesn't even have to make sense if you say it aggressively enough.
What are you, some kind of goggle c*nt?
What are you, some kind of muffin c*nt?
What are you, some kind of Pictionary c*nt?
What are you, some kind of Belkin wireles c*nt?
What are you, some kind of hoover-bagless c*nt?
(On screen)
Otherwise if it's a compliment elsewhere it's an insult in Australia.
Elsewhere: You're so intelligent.
Australia: What do you think, you're f**ing smart or something?
Elsewhere: Every time I see you, you look perfect.
Australia: La-di-da. If it isn't the f**ing princess.
Elsewhere: Congratulations on being sober for thirty days.
Australia: I didn't even have a drink with the boys, you f**ing.
Elsewhere: It's a lovely white Labrador you've got there.
Australia: f**ing white dog.
Elsewhere: I love liberal thought and liberal people.
Australia: f**ing liberals ruining our country.
Elsewhere: He's the leader of our country. I'll give him the upmost respect.
Australia: I don't care how good they are. The prime minister's always a f**ing co*k-head.
Elsewhere: Wow, well done. You are so rich.
Australia: Hell, if it isn't Mr. "f**ing Hotshot". What, you think you're f**ing better than us now?
Elsewhere: sh**, you mainstream and commercial. That means you made it as a rapper.
Australia: f**ing sell-out c*nt.
(On screen)
And you'll never go wrong with h*mophobic slurs.
Poofter; f*ggot; h*mo; gay c*nt.
Mate, you made two guys bu*t-f**ing in the middle of Mardi Gras look like a steel-caged monster truck rally.