Neel Kolhatkar - Aussie Insults lyrics

(On screen) This is how to do Aussie insults. Extreme language warning even for my standards. Simply fill in the blank. "What are you, some kind of (space) c*nt?" What are you, some kind of dumb c*nt? What are you, some kind of stupid c*nt? What are you, some kind of gay c*nt? What are you, some kind of co*k-s**ing, f*ggot c*nt? What are you, some kind of curry-munching, pin-dick c*nt? (On screen) It doesn't even have to make sense if you say it aggressively enough. What are you, some kind of goggle c*nt? What are you, some kind of muffin c*nt? What are you, some kind of Pictionary c*nt? What are you, some kind of Belkin wireles c*nt? What are you, some kind of hoover-bagless c*nt? (On screen) Otherwise if it's a compliment elsewhere it's an insult in Australia. Elsewhere: You're so intelligent. Australia: What do you think, you're f**ing smart or something? Elsewhere: Every time I see you, you look perfect. Australia: La-di-da. If it isn't the f**ing princess. Elsewhere: Congratulations on being sober for thirty days. Australia: I didn't even have a drink with the boys, you f**ing. Elsewhere: It's a lovely white Labrador you've got there. Australia: f**ing white dog. Elsewhere: I love liberal thought and liberal people. Australia: f**ing liberals ruining our country. Elsewhere: He's the leader of our country. I'll give him the upmost respect. Australia: I don't care how good they are. The prime minister's always a f**ing co*k-head. Elsewhere: Wow, well done. You are so rich. Australia: Hell, if it isn't Mr. "f**ing Hotshot". What, you think you're f**ing better than us now? Elsewhere: sh**, you mainstream and commercial. That means you made it as a rapper. Australia: f**ing sell-out c*nt. (On screen) And you'll never go wrong with h*mophobic slurs. Poofter; f*ggot; h*mo; gay c*nt. Mate, you made two guys bu*t-f**ing in the middle of Mardi Gras look like a steel-caged monster truck rally.