[Verse 1]
Gla** Popcorn, I'm not sore
I just got bored, now I'm posted standing on corners
Lock your daughters, my maritime law knowledge is flawless
Skateboard made of money, I'm going to heaven on it
I like your bike tattoo, and I like you too
I want to go shopping with you and I want to fight with you
I'm the type of dude who'd spend my whole allowance and my life on you
It's not a pretty sight, type to drop a pretty dime on food
Sit down, tell me about your life, I'm real interested
Come to the desert, you ain't got to request 'em who the best is
Cause it's me, I got a Nintendo Wii
Come over, meet my parents, we can make your Nintendo Mii
Delete all the others but me so we're the only two in the Mii Parade
Who gots to graduate? I'd rather escape and make my cake
Cops banging on my sh** nightmares 'til I'm awake
Gla** Pop plan the date and I'm always late
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Private ATV rides in the dunes of my heart
Ride to this sh** 'til the club falls apart
Smash Mouth albums, Britney gets me bouncing
Being with you feels like Memorial Day 2000
[Verse 2]
Let's paint the town whatever, I'm a heavy hitter
I'm a damn shredder now you better know me better
Let's be racist together, let's wear bindis and feathers
Let's sample reggae singers and drop it without no credit
Catch me running around the American Apparel
Throw your money on the ground, toss it in my barrel
Wear all of my clothes, I eat croissants made out of hoes
I roll with hoes look like croissants, you're the one I really want
Tattoo your name on my writing hand so I won't forget it when
I scrawl down these rhymes feeling like I got something more to give
f** poverty and sh**, I just want a million
I just want you to feel this (Feel this)
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