[Verse 1] Gla** Popcorn, I'm not sore I just got bored, now I'm posted standing on corners Lock your daughters, my maritime law knowledge is flawless Skateboard made of money, I'm going to heaven on it I like your bike tattoo, and I like you too I want to go shopping with you and I want to fight with you I'm the type of dude who'd spend my whole allowance and my life on you It's not a pretty sight, type to drop a pretty dime on food Sit down, tell me about your life, I'm real interested Come to the desert, you ain't got to request 'em who the best is Cause it's me, I got a Nintendo Wii Come over, meet my parents, we can make your Nintendo Mii Delete all the others but me so we're the only two in the Mii Parade Who gots to graduate? I'd rather escape and make my cake Cops banging on my sh** nightmares 'til I'm awake Gla** Pop plan the date and I'm always late [Hook] Private ATV rides in the dunes of my heart Ride to this sh** 'til the club falls apart Smash Mouth albums, Britney gets me bouncing Being with you feels like Memorial Day 2000 [Verse 2] Let's paint the town whatever, I'm a heavy hitter I'm a damn shredder now you better know me better Let's be racist together, let's wear bindis and feathers Let's sample reggae singers and drop it without no credit Catch me running around the American Apparel Throw your money on the ground, toss it in my barrel Wear all of my clothes, I eat croissants made out of hoes I roll with hoes look like croissants, you're the one I really want Tattoo your name on my writing hand so I won't forget it when I scrawl down these rhymes feeling like I got something more to give f** poverty and sh**, I just want a million I just want you to feel this (Feel this) [Hook]