Today's my birthday and I'll do whatever I like
I'll open my presents I'll stay out all night
But what I really want is to eat my cake
But food don't taste the same since you, since you went away
And it makes my heart ache
Today's my birthday and I'll wear whatever I like
I'll spend all my money I'll find another guy
Cause I've been kissing frogs for so long
Waiting for you to return but my prince but my prince has gone
And there's nowhere left to turn
Photoshop me
Nip and tuck me
Make me look like the girls in magazines
Photoshop me
Nip and tuck me
Then maybe my baby will come back to me
Today's my birthday but tomorrow I'll be fine