Today's my birthday and I'll do whatever I like I'll open my presents I'll stay out all night But what I really want is to eat my cake But food don't taste the same since you, since you went away And it makes my heart ache Today's my birthday and I'll wear whatever I like I'll spend all my money I'll find another guy Cause I've been kissing frogs for so long Waiting for you to return but my prince but my prince has gone And there's nowhere left to turn Photoshop me Nip and tuck me Make me look like the girls in magazines Photoshop me Nip and tuck me Then maybe my baby will come back to me Today's my birthday but tomorrow I'll be fine