[Chorus: 2x]
You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad
No! She didn't miss the times you had
So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer
Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer
[Verse 1]
Let me tell you one thang
Marvin asked his dad "do you know how many girls did I bang?"
He said "Yollanda, Tiffany and Mary, not bad!"
What? You're forgetting Sarah, Marshall!
Marvin, you're forgetting we're the ones who made you
This is going all nuts, wait dude
I'm all about chemistry in my lyrics
But let's go to physics
Because to understand this I'mma need a vector!
Don't worry, I'm despicable, but I can handle this lecture
Doing it big like Gulliver
To this and to all other universes
Just talked to Walter and Gary
That was too hard, bring the dictonary
f**, we'll need RapGenius, this is LEGENDARY
[Chorus: 2x]
You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad
No! She didn't miss the times you had
So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer
Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer
[Verse 2]
Didn't understand the last verse? My bad
But this isn't the worst thing on my head
Now I need to rehearse, did the beat on my pad
And Eminem you're wrong marsh is hella mellow
He was just here saying Stella Hello
He's so sweet, just like Nutella and Jello
But Rihanna I'll only stay under if the umbrella's yeloow!
And if it is, I bet Drake you send you a drunk text
Saying he knows you miss that drunk s**
Don't listen to it, you know what comes next
Oh, girl, I can belive you really done that
Your only sister is taking care of your dad and you're gone, that!
f**, I'm getting high, I like what this medicine does
Just chill, and let this hit it soon
Got an idea, look at this Thomas Edison's bulb
Just chillin', in Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's room!
[Chorus: 2x]
You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad
No! She didn't miss the times you had
So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer
Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer
[Bridge]
It's Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room
Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room
Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room, Room, Room, Room
Come here with me
To Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room
[Chorus: 2x]
You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad
No! She didn't miss the times you had
So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer
Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer