[Chorus: 2x] You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad No! She didn't miss the times you had So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer [Verse 1] Let me tell you one thang Marvin asked his dad "do you know how many girls did I bang?" He said "Yollanda, Tiffany and Mary, not bad!" What? You're forgetting Sarah, Marshall! Marvin, you're forgetting we're the ones who made you This is going all nuts, wait dude I'm all about chemistry in my lyrics But let's go to physics Because to understand this I'mma need a vector! Don't worry, I'm despicable, but I can handle this lecture Doing it big like Gulliver To this and to all other universes Just talked to Walter and Gary That was too hard, bring the dictonary f**, we'll need RapGenius, this is LEGENDARY [Chorus: 2x] You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad No! She didn't miss the times you had So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer [Verse 2] Didn't understand the last verse? My bad But this isn't the worst thing on my head Now I need to rehearse, did the beat on my pad And Eminem you're wrong marsh is hella mellow He was just here saying Stella Hello He's so sweet, just like Nutella and Jello But Rihanna I'll only stay under if the umbrella's yeloow! And if it is, I bet Drake you send you a drunk text Saying he knows you miss that drunk s** Don't listen to it, you know what comes next Oh, girl, I can belive you really done that Your only sister is taking care of your dad and you're gone, that! f**, I'm getting high, I like what this medicine does Just chill, and let this hit it soon Got an idea, look at this Thomas Edison's bulb Just chillin', in Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's room! [Chorus: 2x] You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad No! She didn't miss the times you had So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer [Bridge] It's Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room, Room, Room, Room Come here with me To Marvin Wait-for-it Eriksen's Room [Chorus: 2x] You say f** me, 'cause she loves me bad No! She didn't miss the times you had So, here I go, kicking a**, doing me, feeling like Tom Sawyer Yeah, you know, I'm the best, sue me, I'm my own lawyer