[Verse 1]
Dig a hole straight down
Try to swim with squids and drown
Forget to build an iron door
Use lava as your brand new floor
[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
[Verse 2]
Shoot yourself with a bow
Get hit in the face by a ball of snow
Trap yourself in a wall
Fight a zombie in a drunken brawl
[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
[Verse 3]
Keep a creeper as a pet
Make a horde of pigmen upset
Gorge yourself on rotten meat
Chill out in the nether while you try to tweet
[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
[Verse 4]
Take gravel to the face
Greet an enderman with a warm embrace
Get into a skelly stew
I wonder what does this lever do?
[Chorus]
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
[Verse 5]
Building a big castle while it's freezin'
Irritate a slime for no good reason
Ride on a pig and jump straight into the void
Tell a villager his house has been destroyed
Forget your armor and go naked to the end
Ask the ender dragon to be your best friend
[Chorus]
Dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
[Spoken Outro]
Be safe when you mine
A message from Vareide