[Verse 1] Dig a hole straight down Try to swim with squids and drown Forget to build an iron door Use lava as your brand new floor [Chorus] Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die [Verse 2] Shoot yourself with a bow Get hit in the face by a ball of snow Trap yourself in a wall Fight a zombie in a drunken brawl [Chorus] Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die [Verse 3] Keep a creeper as a pet Make a horde of pigmen upset Gorge yourself on rotten meat Chill out in the nether while you try to tweet [Chorus] Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die [Verse 4] Take gravel to the face Greet an enderman with a warm embrace Get into a skelly stew I wonder what does this lever do? [Chorus] Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die [Verse 5] Building a big castle while it's freezin' Irritate a slime for no good reason Ride on a pig and jump straight into the void Tell a villager his house has been destroyed Forget your armor and go naked to the end Ask the ender dragon to be your best friend [Chorus] Dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die [Spoken Outro] Be safe when you mine A message from Vareide