To dream the impossible dream
To make hip-hop gentlemanly
To rhyme words which people can follow
But never pander to the scum
To write the unwriteable song
To rhyme words ten syllables long
Disestablishmentarianism
This has been... uh... oh, never mind
CHORUS:
This is my quest
To follow that star
Do not pimp my ride, Sir
Simply service my car
To fight for the right
To make party a noun
And have those who use it as a verb
Simply run out of town
And I know it can't surely be true
Your sartorial best
Is a pair of fat jeans, bag and chain
New Nikes and a vest
(I mean a vest; on the outside. Honestly)
And the world will be better for this
Without such deportment remiss
So I'll strive with my last ounce of courage
To dream the impossible dream:
To make hip-hop gentlemanly