To dream the impossible dream To make hip-hop gentlemanly To rhyme words which people can follow But never pander to the scum To write the unwriteable song To rhyme words ten syllables long Disestablishmentarianism This has been... uh... oh, never mind CHORUS: This is my quest To follow that star Do not pimp my ride, Sir Simply service my car To fight for the right To make party a noun And have those who use it as a verb Simply run out of town And I know it can't surely be true Your sartorial best Is a pair of fat jeans, bag and chain New Nikes and a vest (I mean a vest; on the outside. Honestly) And the world will be better for this Without such deportment remiss So I'll strive with my last ounce of courage To dream the impossible dream: To make hip-hop gentlemanly