He was a down home cutie with a farmboy smile
Big blue eyes like the Kansas sky
Sat down beside me and we talked a bit
I told him my dreams, he told me his
It became so clear with every word he said
That boy didn't have a brain in his head
Sometimes, I think I'm lost in a fairy tale
In the Land of Oz where nothing's real
Is it too much to ask for some honesty
From a boy who really is what he seems to be
I wish I knew which way to go
'Cause you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road
He was acting real smooth when I caught his eye
Silver tongued devil with an axe to grind
Said those things a girl likes to hear
Had a little way of whispering in my ear
But he played that game with every girl he met
I swear he didn't have a heart in his chest
Sometimes, I think I'm lost in a fairy tale
In the Land of Oz where nothing's real
Is it too much to ask for some honesty
From a boy who really is what he seems to be
I wish I knew which way to go
'Cause you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road
He had long, blonde hair and a souped up Ford
Pulled up in the drive with a mighty roar
Played a good game, acted so tough
Had me believin' that it could be love
But he tucked his tail between his legs
When it came to commitment, he was scared to d**h
Sometimes, I think I'm lost in a fairy tale
In the Land of Oz where nothing's real
Is it too much to ask for some honesty
From a boy who really is what he seems to be
I wish I knew which way to go
'Cause you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road
No, you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road
Oh, no