He was a down home cutie with a farmboy smile Big blue eyes like the Kansas sky Sat down beside me and we talked a bit I told him my dreams, he told me his It became so clear with every word he said That boy didn't have a brain in his head Sometimes, I think I'm lost in a fairy tale In the Land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go 'Cause you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road He was acting real smooth when I caught his eye Silver tongued devil with an axe to grind Said those things a girl likes to hear Had a little way of whispering in my ear But he played that game with every girl he met I swear he didn't have a heart in his chest Sometimes, I think I'm lost in a fairy tale In the Land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go 'Cause you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road He had long, blonde hair and a souped up Ford Pulled up in the drive with a mighty roar Played a good game, acted so tough Had me believin' that it could be love But he tucked his tail between his legs When it came to commitment, he was scared to d**h Sometimes, I think I'm lost in a fairy tale In the Land of Oz where nothing's real Is it too much to ask for some honesty From a boy who really is what he seems to be I wish I knew which way to go 'Cause you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road No, you can't find love on the Yellow Brick Road Oh, no