Paroles de la chanson Sermon On The Mount (Big Nose) :
JESUS CHRIST: How blest are the sorrowful. They shall
Find consolation. How blest are those of gentle spirit
They shall have the earth for their possession. How
Blest are those who hunger and thirst to see right
Prevail
RANDOM:
MANDY: Speak up!
MAN: Shh
BRIAN: Quiet, Mum
MANDY: Well, I can't hear a thing
MANDY: Let's go t' the stoning
MR. BIG NOSE
Shh
BRIAN: You can go to a stoning any time
MANDY: Oh, come on, Brian
MR. BIG NOSE: Will you be quiet?!
MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't pick your nose
MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't picking my nose. I was
Scratching
MRS. BIG NOSE: You was picking it, while you was
Talking to that lady
MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't!
MRS. BIG NOSE: Leave it alone. Give it a rest
MR. CHEEKY: Do you mind? I can't hear a word he's
Saying
MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you 'do you mind' me. I was
Talking to my husband
MR. CHEEKY: Well, go and talk to him somewhere else. I
Can't hear a bloody thing
MR. BIG NOSE: Don't you swear at my wife
MR. CHEEKY: I was only asking her to shut up, so I can
Hear what he's saying, Big Nose
MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!
MR. CHEEKY: Well, he has got a big nose
GREGORY: Could you be quiet, please?
JESUS: They shall have the earth...
GREGORY: What was that?
JESUS: ...for their possession. How blest are those...
MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to Big
Nose
JESUS: ...who hunger and thirst to see...
MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
JESUS: ...right prevail
MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the
Cheesemakers?
GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken
Literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy
Products
MR. CHEEKY: See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have
Heard that, Big Nose
JESUS: How blest are those who...
MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your
Bloody face in
MRS. GREGORY: Ohh
MR. CHEEKY: Better keep listening. Might be a bit about
'Blessed are the big noses.'
BRIAN: Oh, lay off him
MR. CHEEKY: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conkface
Where are you two from? Nose City?
MR. BIG NOSE: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the
f**in' cleaners!
MRS. BIG NOSE: Language!
JESUS: ...hunger and thirst to see...
MRS. BIG NOSE: And don't pick your nose
JESUS: ...right prevail
MR. BIG NOSE: I wasn't going to pick my nose. I was
Going to thump him!
MAN #2: You hear that? Blessed are the Greek
GREGORY: The Greek?
MAN #2: Mmm. Well, apparently, he's going to inherit
The earth
GREGORY: Did anyone catch his name?
MRS. BIG NOSE: You're not going to thump anybody
MR. BIG NOSE: I'll thump him if he calls me 'Big Nose'
Again
MR. CHEEKY: Oh, shut up, Big Nose
MR. BIG NOSE: Ah! All right. I warned you. I really
Will slug you so hard--
MRS. BIG NOSE: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek!
Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting
Something, 'cause they have a hell of a time
MR. CHEEKY: Listen. I'm only telling the truth. You
Have got a very big nose
MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot
Wide across your face by the time I've finished with
You!
MAN #1 and
MAN #2: Shhh
MR. CHEEKY: Well, who hit yours, then? Goliath's big
Brother?
MR. BIG NOSE: Oh. Right. That's your last warning
MRS. GREGORY: Oh, do pipe down
Oh!
GREGORY: Oh!
MRS. GREGORY: Awa?
MR. BIG NOSE: Silly b**h. Get in the way on me?...
MRS. GREGORY: Ow!...
MR. BIG NOSE: Break it up-- oh. Oh!
MANDY: Oh, come on. Let's go to the stoning
BRIAN: All right
FRANCIS: Well, blessed is just about everyone with a
Vested interest in the status quo, as far as I can
Tell, Reg
REG: Yeah. Well, what Jesus blatantly fails to
Appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem
JUDITH: Yes, yes. Absolutely, Reg. Yes, I see
MANDY: Oh, come on, Brian, or they'll have stoned him
Before we get there
BRIAN: All right
MR. CHEEKY: Hey. Get off her. That's disgusting. Stop
Trying to do that. Hey, officer, intervene here
Attempted rape going on. It's the chap with the big
Nose's fault. He started it all