Crooked smiles, mongol eyes and a toothless grin I hate his majesty the baby His bowels and bladder uncontrolled Sitting astride a throne of nappies As though his sh** were made of gold As though a cherub on a fountain He s**les breasts as big as mountains Then pisses freely on the women Who so lovingly surround him I hate his majesty the baby The bald and dribbling little git The polymorphous little pervert In every orifice a fluid Born in a filthy burst of semen Some tosser planted in a woman The spitting image of a tosspot Let us a**a**inate the despot! And if you cooing mothers should come cooing around me Will you be ready for the struggle, the struggle to be free From the instincts of your gender, from your social role as mothers When I execute your tyrant will you claim me as your saviour Or simply tear a traitor limb from limb f** my imbecile brother, then begin again? I hate his majesty the baby In my pathetic jealousy I hear the voices of the ladies Demanding what he's done to me? This ba*tard's sh**ting on my shirt I'm deep in excrement and dirt I demand a revolution!
I demand an execution! I'm well versed in fencing, playing the lute, and rhetoric I am toilet trained and elegant, an effervescent wit But the girls prefer the company of a balding little pisser It is mothers who make men misogynists They could have kissed me, they chose to kiss A stupid, stinky little pool of piss I hate you, imbecilic women Who gawp around His Majesty Don't you know he'll grow up, God willing A twisted little sh** like me? I tossed him off one day at lunchbreak One human life is not that difficult to make Let us a**a**inate this despot! His Imperial Majesty the tosspot O King, now you have reached the Age of Reason The facts of life are laced with treason There is going to be a sudden palace coup And my new mistress, Madame Guillotine, will soon be nursing you ..... Crooked smiles from toothless gums A grating voice and a stinky bum Mongol eyes and a toothless grin The king is naked - let's do him in! It's time to rise up free from tyranny Wouldn't you rather be with me? I'll show you, ladies, LIFE And its imperial majesty