Be careful by the river when a kappa is about He's a folk monster, a hairy kind of lout Scaly like a reptile, smaller than a man With green webbed feet, a salamander hand He swims like a fish but the kappa smells dead A flat wet plate on the pate of his head Which must stay wet or the kappa grows weak Sharp little teeth, a nose like a beak Human children are his favourite food Aubergines and cucumbers are just as good Remember that the kappa can irrigate land Help you with the harvest when you need a hand And even at his worst, at the height of his attack If you bow to a kappa he always bows back Totally unprincipled but outwardly polite
He's a folk monster and a rapist on the side He lurks down by the river fingering kimonos So a naked pearl diver should never go solo For a kappa may be lurking on the bottom of the lake Ready to accost and impregnate And soon a little folk monster will be born Bury it at once or the kappa will return If you have to fight you'll win if you can get The arms off his body or the water off his head Remember that the kappa can bring you fish Reset your bones if you ever break a wrist And even at his worst, at the height of his attack If you bow to a kappa he always bows back