Papposilenus, ugly satyr of the forest Flat-faced, ears of horse, strapped to donkey, drunk as lord Papposilenus, tutor to the wine-god Bald, beef-lipped, bushy-eyebrowed, fat Priapic buffoon, autodidact You said "The best thing for a man is never to be born Or die as soon as possible" I completely disagree for I believe, you see That life is wonderful Papposilenus, with your flabby breasts and shaggy thighs We laugh at you for sure, but when you're drunk you're wise Papposilenus, you can tell us tales for five days straight Pillows pushed up the tunic of the shabby actor who plays you Like a pregnant woman swaddled in a hairy body-stocking
Funny yet shocking, bald, beef-lipped, bushy-eyebrowed, fat But the biggest shock of all is how little you love life You'd throw it away like that, you say At the drop of a hat, you say And the world still spins in space Like a stupid wooden top And we cling to it like ants Trying to resist the centrifugal force And you would say: "Use your brains Make for the central place Or never get on the damn thing in the first place!" "The best thing for a man is never to be born Or die as soon as possible" I completely disagree for I believe, you see That life is wonderful