People say that I missed the big McGuffin The suitcase of money and the girl But Maude walk a mile with me And you are on a mountain (He's on the Moral Mountain) Come the Twitter sh**storm People shoot me down Saying there's not room enough In this town But I am eating lunch with chopsticks High up on a mountain (He's on the Moral Mountain) You might think I am Fiddling while Rome burns On the world's smallest violin Hell I can smell the smoke But I am on a mountain (He's on the Moral Mountain) People say I'm far away
I'm hardly in the world today But uphill is an excellent view I can't hear you b**hing When I'm standing on a mountain (He's on the Moral Mountain) My gaze is so definitive The cities, like infinitive Split in the book of the world Why boldly go to space When you can have a mountain? (He's on the Moral Mountain) On yonder hill there stands a maiden Who she is I do not know But I might just holler hello She must be the girl for me If she is on a mountain (She's on the Moral Mountain)