I'm King Candaules, call me Can I want to be a woman but I'm just a man I get off now and then Showing your body to other men I feel good, I feel fine Treating your body as if it's mine You've got force to make juice I love to see the sauce that you produce, well Candaulism, call me Can I want to be a woman but I'm just a man Use your beauty, I use your skin I swear there's no-one in the room So let's begin The game's up Gyges, come on, come out Well here's the friend I was telling you about
He crept in while we got it on Where's the harm in that? It's just a piece of fun! But you rose up, unamused Told the man to k** me and he didn't refuse Well now he sits upon my throne Showing your body to other men Candaulism, call me Can I used to be the king, I used to be a man But now I'm dead, just a ghost Watching you make love to him is what hurts the most Candaulism, call me Can I want to be a woman but I'm just a man