Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde
Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday
Hot s** with a Gemini in '85
Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why
Every night I read my horrorscope and cry
Leo, Virgo
Don't go outside, don't go outside
Pisces, Libra
Don't even try, don't even try
The moon is full
But my mood's down low
My heart says yes
But my chart says no
Horrorscope blues, astrology abuse
The planets are confused and everyone's gonna loose
Cancer, Prancer
Don't go outside, don't go outside
Dasher, dancer
Don't even try, don't even try
The moon is full
But my mood's down low
My heart says yes
But my chart says no
Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde
Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday
Hot s** with a Gemini in '85
Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why
Oh no, everything is in retrograde
Slapped a Virgo 'cause I forgot to burn my sage
Car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini
Skinny dipping with my super fly Pisces guy
Every night I read my horrorscope and cry