Mommy Long Legs - Horrorscope lyrics

Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday Hot s** with a Gemini in '85 Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why Every night I read my horrorscope and cry Leo, Virgo Don't go outside, don't go outside Pisces, Libra Don't even try, don't even try The moon is full But my mood's down low My heart says yes But my chart says no Horrorscope blues, astrology abuse The planets are confused and everyone's gonna loose Cancer, Prancer Don't go outside, don't go outside Dasher, dancer Don't even try, don't even try The moon is full But my mood's down low My heart says yes But my chart says no Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde Can't date, ya gotta wait until Saturday Hot s** with a Gemini in '85 Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why Oh no, everything is in retrograde Slapped a Virgo 'cause I forgot to burn my sage Car broke down when i smooched that little Gemini Skinny dipping with my super fly Pisces guy Every night I read my horrorscope and cry